From the Street

by  little green men

County citizenry concerned with the possible Alien abduction of local Bob Fisk were greatly relieved last week when Bob’s latest letter graced the pages of our own Daily Fishwrap.  Keep looking up at night folks, Bob is still with us.  Bob is our Community’s local investigator for (MUFON) the Mutual UFO Network.  MUFON’s International HQ’s is right here in Greeley, Colorado.

Apparently not to be outdone by Bob’s latest letter – NASA was in the news last week with their (taxpayer paid for) report on “Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity?  A Scenario Analysis.”  (Click Here)

Their reports speculates “that extraterrestrial environmentalists could be so appalled by our planet-polluting ways that they view us as a threat to the intergalactic ecosystem and decide to destroy us.”

ECT’s question:  Does our County’s newly opened “Walking Mountains Natural Science School” – know about this latest ECO-Planetary threat?

All the ECT can figure is that (now that NASA’s Space Shuttle program is over) some NASA Administrators figure NASA’s future may be tied to the same orbital trajectory as Hollywood’s.  At least NASA has some good props – no need for computer generated special effects here!

Given what’s been happening over at the Vail Symposium last week – perhaps we could get the Symposium to team up with WMNSS – to produce an epic Hollywood film about how Colorado’s burgeoning Pot growing industry saved our planet, due to the Extraterrestrials intergalactic dependency on medical marijuana.  Their movie’s happy ending would be guaranteed by the Obama Administration – granting amnesty to all Space Aliens – but only on a case by case basis, of course.

Advertisements

One response

  1. Pingback: Alien Grooming – Discovered in Vail’s – Back Bowls « News from Eagle County, Colorado

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: